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Joke of the Day
"I dated a guy in a band for two months before I realised he was just a sexy mop."
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"What's the cheapest meat on the Market? Dear balls. They're under a buck."
"Sex with my boyfriend is like Ebay's customer support. I keep hearing please wait one more minute, and I just want the whole thing to be over with."
"What kind of glass do they put up in restaurant windows to make people want to eat more? Hunger panes."
"*stops next to punks at red light* *stares them down, turns up The Walking Dead opening music* *light turns green, slowly accelerates*"
"I had a 7 course Irish dinner last night A 6 pack of Guinness and a potato"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? 0"
"Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark."
"How do you get Dick from Richard? I don't know, ask his wife."
"I wanna get Transitions Lens LASIK surgery, so that when I'm out in the sun my eyes go black and children will run away from me."