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Joke of the Day
"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? For Drizzle."
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"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just 1. It's offensive that you thought this was a joke."
"How to fall down the stairs Step 1. Step 2. Step 5. Step 8. Step 13. Step 17."
"What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are? Four different answers"
"""I feel like the fat kid in gym class on dodgeball day"" - The End Piece of Bread"
"In Iran, people are afraid of spiders... But in Iraq, no phobia"
"I'm going to start a band called Control Z We will play our songs, but start over half way through it."
"""Don't you play stupid with me!"" shouted my wife. ""Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?"" I replied."
"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies."
"A potato don't look like much but w/ the proper preparation, it can be great in so many ways. Now go out there and be your best potato"