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Joke of the Day

"dont put all your eggs in one basket, put them in the little egg tray in the fridge thats what its for you idiot"

"A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of her diskettes."

"Did you hear Nicky Minaj was admitted to hospital? She had a massive anus rhythm."

"What do natural gas and sadists have in common? They're both propane."

"I tape microwave popcorn to the ceiling cause it's cheaper than a smoke alarm."

"Is there an app that will make my iPhone go get my iPad which is way over there on the desk next to my iMac? iHopeso."

"Q: Why did the farmer call his pig ""Ink""? A: Because it was always running out of the pen."

"Why did the christian girl like to be choked during sex? So she could be closer to God."

"I heard about this place that replaces your limbs with prosthetics... But it'll cost you an arm and a leg!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...black and strong!"