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Joke of the Day

"dont put all your eggs in one basket, put them in the little egg tray in the fridge thats what its for you idiot"

"I was hitting the random button at the top what are the chances of getting ""Ask Reddit"" 10 times in a row?"

"Ladies, don't be fooled. Sometimes, your knight in shining armor, is just a retard in tin foil."

"Why was the dildo company so successful? Good product placement."

"Wanna hear a racist joke? What's worse than the Holocaust? The Jews."

"How do you make a woman orgasm? Who gives a fuck"

"LIFE is just a game of Monopoly and RISK."

"So I decided to submit a joke about Ned Stark's head [Removed]"

"What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in. "

"how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Sikhs"