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Joke of the Day
"If there are 2 things I hate they're... Incomplete lists."
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"My friend just joined a reggae band playing the triangle, he says it's easy... All he has to do is stand at the back 'n' ting."
"What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky? About 1500 miles."
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"What kind of photos do turtles take? Shellfies"