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Joke of the Day

"I was feeling very depressed the other week. I went to my psychiatrist and told him I was suicidal. He asked me to pay in advance."

"Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards off the boat? Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat"

"Really stupid math joke What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31"

"I met a girl who was looking hot and I said to her: Your temperature is high today,as usual got weird reaction."

"I slept with my best mate's wife last night and now I feel terrible. She must have given me a cold or something."

"Mary had a little lamb And a side of mashed potatoes"

"Does the carpet match the drapes? Nope, I've got hardwood."

"How do you start making big bucks? With a little doe"

"What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them."

"Why can't you feel photons? Because they are light."