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Joke of the Day
"What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds? There's 20 of them."
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"ok, now say it again so my wife hears ""you're too big for this ride, sir"""
"My Chinese dad told me all Chinese Women look the same... That's why he's a polygamist."
"'Winter Wonderland' is my favourite song about building a snowman that you will potentially have sex with later"
"LPT before weighing yourself, take a poop... You'll weigh a shit load less."
"Did you hear about that boxer who adopted a child from Asia? It's Mike's Thai Son."
"If Chef Boyardee was a dictator what would he name his secret police? Gazpacho"
"Did you know that Ang Lee made Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon five years before he made Brokeback Mountain? Yeah, working title for the latter film was Crouching Cowboy, Hidden Sausage."
"What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common? They both worry about the position of colons."
"So a cannibal passes a priest in the woods."