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Joke of the Day
"What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds? There's 20 of them."
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"Who cares if toilet paper is soft or not? Only an asshole can tell the difference anyway."
"The rulers of the US, Russia, and China walk into a random bar in Latin America What do the locals call them? El negro, el gringo y el chino."
"In the event of a zombie apocalypse, who's the first to lose his job? a necromancer"
"Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter? It had new windows Putin"
"Famous Russian snooker player Inov the red"
"The ultimate catch-22. My boss said I need to improve my work ethic. I told him I'd work on it."
"I hate taking pictures of mirrors. The pictures always come out with some a**hole in them."
"Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I've only missed one day."
"the olympics are held once every 4 years.. hell even im not held that often!!!!!"