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Joke of the Day
"Why do old men take Viagra? It stops them from rolling out of bed."
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"[emergency] [super hero appears] GUY: It's Doesn't-Understand-Rhetorical-Questions Man. Boy, am I glad to see you! HERO: I...I don't know"
"Two gay guys are sleeping... Facing each other.. One of them says to the other, ""Are you angry with me?"""
"How does a skeleton solve a problem? With the bare-bones approach."
"I'm considering becoming a mind reader. What are your thoughts?"
"What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common? They both plat no more."
"My kids can be difficult sometimes, but my mom always assures me that I deserve it."
"Quack Quack Who's there? A duck."
"A man can survive up to two weeks without water, around forty days without food, and about one hour without touching his junk."
"What did the deaf nymphomaniac say? come again?"