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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a happy prosecutor? Smiles Edgeworth"
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"What do you call a musical sheep group? An Alcapelca... yeah that was bad.. sorry world.."
"If a male asks another male for assistance helping him put on a particular piece of clothing, what is it? A brotie. ......(I know this joke was bad)"
"Let's call Trump the ""Second Place President."" He'll love that."
"If you want to mess up some bodies knock knock joke? It's open!"
"Why is everyone complaining about Mayweather? We're only 4 days in and I think it's been just fine"
"Did you hear the one about the blind prostitute? Ya gotta hand it to her..."