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Joke of the Day

"How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb? There still working on it..."

"What do you call an Asexual who tries to be hetero? an Ace in the Hole."

"My insomnia is getting worse. I was wide awake all day at work yesterday."

"Sometimes, I just want to be taken seriously. And sometimes, I just want to be taken, seriously."

"Wanted to share a Coke with my friend Amal But the closest name I could find was Juan. But I guess if you have seen Juan then you have seen Amal."

"What do rioting jewish people throw? Mazel tov cocktails"

"I had an issue with my XBone suddenly breaking & emitting smoke... I wasn't too disappointed that my XBone crashed and burned but I couldn't stand the fact that the smoke was even in low-res"

"Why did the man go fishing? Just for the halibut."

"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan"

"What do you do after making too many cheese puns on r/jokes? Goudaff Reddit."