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Joke of the Day
"The last beer didn't tell me why life is so confusing but it told me the next one would."
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"How did Skrillex get Potassium Hydroxide all over the floor? He dropped the base."
"When a man hates takoyaki Does it mean it is takoyucky?"
"I ruined tonight's chilli. My ~~brother~~ sister said it was too spicey."
"So Jesus walks into a hotel... Jesus walks into a hotel and hands the receptionist 3 nails. He asks the receptionist, 'Could you put me up for the night?'"
"Hootenanny is just one of those stupid made up words, like 'ambition' and 'productivity'."
"Me: I'll take one insurance Insurance salesman: It doesn't work like that Me: *shoving $12 in his breast pocket* your best one, please"
"I had to go on two diets because one wasn't giving me enough food."
"Real confidence I was asked to write an essay of about 300 words on confidence I wrote - ""THIS IS REAL CONFIDENCE AND SUBMITTED IT"""
"Oddly addictive: some of the absolute worst jokes you've ever heard"