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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon? An astronaut you racist.."

"Hey, girl. Are you a potato? because I'm about to. Mash. You. Up. Oh. You ARE a potato. And a talking potato at that. My meds aren't working"

"Q: How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution."

"I get SO ANGRY whenever I see someone with their wallet chained to their belt I can't fucking take it"

"What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish"

"What's the difference between two dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke."

"Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked ""Have you got any invisible ink?"" ""Certainly sir"" said the owner. ""What color?"""

"Jehovah's Witnesses They have to be the worst at knock knock jokes."

"What did the blonde name her pet Zebra? Spot"

"I'd like to thank my hands... I'd like to thank my hands for always being at my side, my legs for supporting me through thick and thin, and my fingers... Because I can always count on them."