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Joke of the Day
"I just baptized a bale of hay and now I have a Christian Bale."
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"Doctor Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee Have you tried taking the spoon out?"
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"It took me 13 years but I finally deleted most of my e-mails."
"Most people have 32 teeth, some have 10... It's simple meth."
"My grandfather suffers from dimensia... he doesn't ever seem to know at what point he exists in time or space."