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Joke of the Day
"I just baptized a bale of hay and now I have a Christian Bale."
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"How is college like a woman? It takes forever to get in, and nine months later you wish you hadn't come."
"A police officer bought a robot this robot was fueled by sodium and alkaline, but could only hold enough for 24 hours at a time. so every morning he had to charge it with a salt and battery."
"I'm sick of people knocking on my door, begging. There's just been a woman asking for donations for a sperm bank........ I gave her a right fcuking mouthful."
"Its not surprising that Republicans lost two presidental races to Obama In long races usually the guy from Kenya wins."
"Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter? The dishes if she knows whats good for her."
"How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !"
"Why do old men take Viagra... It stops them from rolling out of bed."
"Ethics of the police"
"Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she has no arms"