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Joke of the Day
"Why do old men take Viagra... It stops them from rolling out of bed."
Next Joke
"The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."
"With great power come great.. power bills. *- Uncle Ben, electrician.*"
"I personally don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before hoes.. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis"
"What's a pirate's favorite explosive? M80"
"I met a guy today with a huge tumor... It was tho growth."
"My class has a field trip to the Coca-Cola factory All the other kids are excited, but I am just praying that there's no pop quiz."
"What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? ""Behave or Frankenswine will get you."""
"I hate those who are anti-democracy, anti-freedom or anti-semitic but if there is one anti thing that i like it is Anti-jokes"
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? mmmmmmy ass!!!!!! neeeheeeeeheeeeheee -Evil Betty"