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Joke of the Day
"How do you blindfold a chinese person... you put a floss over their eyes."
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"Updog (terrible joke I posted in dadjokes) Dad: (sniffs) it smells like updog in here. Son: What's up dog? Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!?"
"I bought a pair of Undies yesterday. On the front it says, ""I Will do Anything For Love"" ..and on the back it says, ""But I Won't do That."""
"I have so much pubic hair I can start a cattle ranch"
"English is hard to understand It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though."
"What do you call hundreds of crows at a Catholic church? A mass murder."
"A crossfitter, a Texan, and a vegan walk into a bar. How do you know? They all tell you within 3 seconds."
"What do you call a Mexican mountain climber? Caribeaner"
"What is an astronaut's favorite meal? *Launch*"
"How many x does it take to change a lightbulb? f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype."