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Joke of the Day
"How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's house? A right a right a right"
Next Joke
"Mommy, what are these? ""Put them back they are sleeping pills!"" Oh, then you shouldn't yell ""Why?"" [whispering] YOU'LL WAKE THEM UP"
"They tell you to wear layers on a day like this, but I always end up uncomfortably warm in this suit of lasagna."
"What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !"
"What do you call an Italian man with a rubber toe Roberto"
"Curiosity microwaved the cat."
"What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music? Trap"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racist!"
"How do you make a hormone Stamp on her foot"
"I'm sorry, you can't check your disobedient child on this flight. Guess you'll have to carry on your wayward son"