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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Adam stop Cain from killing his brother? Because he wasn't Abel."
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"Christmas comes earlier every year. There's 364 days until Christmas and my neighbors already have their lights up."
"I saw a guy in a Prius run out of gas... instead of giving him a ride,, I sent him positive energy & world peace cause that means more to him"
"ithink that show 'Americas got Talent' should be renamed to 'Americas got Some Talent, & Alot of Crazy Motherfuckers!'"
"What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France? Linoleum blown apart"
"Why do geologists have children with birth defects? Because they practice relative dating!"
"What food is given to ebola patients? Pizza because it can be slipped under the door."
"A rabbi, a nun, and a horse walk into a bar, bartender says ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"I think police forgot which organized group of white dudes with shaved heads they are."
"Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands"