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Joke of the Day

"A naked woman robbed a bank today... When authorities asked about the culprit no one could remember her face"

"Paranoid Mexicans have a Hispanic room."

"there was a shooting at the westboro Baptist church recently... the police report over a dozen witnesses, yet for some reason, nobody saw anything."

"Do you wanna know how to confuse a gay person? 7 ... It's a sign, you`re confused aren't you."

"Why did the chess master order a Russian bride? He needed a Chech mate!"

"What do you call two guys using the same urinal? Peers"

"You don't love me? Don't worry, the first step is denial."

"Today I learned that diarrhea is a genetic disorder Because it runs in your jeans."

"Sorry about all of the alcohol and drugs, my body, but I took two sips of water before I fell asleep so we're good."

"What does a cyborg order at a diner? A Cyborger"