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Joke of the Day

"As I rowed my little boat Toward the river shore, A small black bird kept me from landing, Quoth the raven, ""never moor."""

"I was in Australia once and I saw someone play Stairway to Heaven on the didgeridoo. I said ""That's Aboriginal."""

"A man walks into a zoo but there was only a dog in it. It was a shitzu."

"Think of a number between 0 and 20 Add 32 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?"

"Strawberries are like porn stars. They both have the seed on the outside."

"Blonde: Doctor, it hurts everywhere I touch. Doctor: You have a broken finger."

"If you like interracial porn... ...you'll love the next 4 years. Minorities are going to be fucked constantly by an old white man."

"Your Mother.. Your mother is so classless she could be marxist utopia."

"What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !"

"I was just reminiscing with my friends about our day out at the clock museum... ...good times!"