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Joke of the Day

"You know why when you look up and see birds flying in a V pattern, one side seems longer than the other? More birds on that side."

"My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes. I asked her, ""What can I do to stop my addiction?"" She said, ""Whatever means necessary."" ""No it doesn't,"" I said."

"What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral? Don't stop, bereaving!"

"What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet? H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash."

"I really don't get Astrology but I just hope my daughter stays a Virgo until she's at least 18."

"Roses are red, And sometimes thorny, When I think of you, It makes me horny."

"#BadTimeTravelAdvice Plague, shmlague. 13th century Europe is where it's at!"

"How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia? One steppe at a time."

"MY NECK. MY BACK. MY PJ'S AND MY SNACK."

"I'm going to go against the Circlejerk here and say that I am really starting to like Mayweather It's really starting to Warmup, without getting Overlyhot as it does during Midsummer."