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Joke of the Day
"Why did the tree go to jail? Treason"
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"Did a little math tonight. Need to do 3,527 hours of cardio to get down to my ideal weight by summer, and not consume any calories."
"Man: Who are you? God: Your god. Man: What's your name? God: I can't tell you. Man: No way! God: Jahweh! Man: God: Doh!"
"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other COCK!"
"In alcohol's defense, i've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too."
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded."
"What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids? The Cysteine Chapel"
"No one laughed at my joke I wrote on the wall of the toilet stall... I guess I need to work on my toilet humor."
"say a prayer for all the men who are forced to carry their girlfriends' purses"