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Joke of the Day
"In alcohol's defense, i've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too."
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"What do you do after sodomizing a baldy? Just put them back in the craddle."
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"I asked my friend how she liked her first Brazilian wax... She told me it was a complete rip-off."
"God has cursed me with thoughts that come in 147 characters."
"What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she ban-she !"
"What did Frank say when he dropped his last slice of Pizza Hut in the toilet? ""Pizza shit"""
"New E Sport So there is a doctor in NYC that came down with ebola...he went bowling the night before admittance, created new sport...eboling"