57038
Joke of the Day
"Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing!"
Next Joke
"Your Momma's so fat... A Stormtrooper could hit her with a blaster shot."
"My Facebook persona did not sleep well last night."
"If you're about to be turned into stone by Medusa, strike a hilarious pose and at least lighten things up for the next guy."
"Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club Thank you all for coming."
"Knock, Knock Who's There? Lettuce Lettuce Who? Let us out."
"If I had a dollar for every time Hillary said ""making the economy work for everyone, not just those at the top""... ...the economy would work for me."
"I start a new job in Seoul next week... ...I thought it might be a good Korea move."
"I had a Mayweather joke, but it ran away from me."
"Scientists Have Isolated a Single Unit of Potato and Taught it to Use 4chan They've named the project Channing Tatum."