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Joke of the Day
"Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe? More doors."
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"*mom puts a gummy vitamin in my mouth while I yawn* Mom, I'm 36. *chews it up, swallows* Adults are supposed to have 2 though."
"Kim Jong Un ""When I said nuke the Chinese, I meant microwave the takeout from yesterday!"""
"What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? Boy Scouts come home from camp."
"What do you do for a pig with sore muscles? Rub him with oinkment."
"When my boss is in town, I set out pictures of kids on my desk. They aren't my kids but he'd never fire a Mom of seven, right?"
"Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"What do you call a fat computer A dell"
"What do you call a sick bird from Mars? An ill Eagle alien. Original joke created for my 5 year old."
"A time traveler. Knock knock. Who's there?"