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Joke of the Day
"For those of you who are a fan of Pokemon How do you get a Charizard on a bus? You pokemon!"
Next Joke
"Guess what came in the mail today? I did. I ran out of napkins."
"What does a bunny do to a bank? Rabbit"
"Yeah? Well the Bible also tells us that abstinence isn't 100% effective, Mary."
"How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb? Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her."
"What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW? A cactus has the prick on the outside."
"Nice try Asian guy in porns."
"A Star Wars scene where drunk Luke and Han admit they have no idea what Chewie and R2 are saying, and then they both just start laughing"
"what do you call a cat in a blender? Meow Mix"
"Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) A bunch of freeloaders lie around in bed & support themselves by violating child labor laws."