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Joke of the Day
"What is the meaning of afford? It's the car most sales representatives drive."
Next Joke
"I hear China has abandoned it's one child policy, which is great news. I never could eat just the one"
"Just finished the first chapter of this novel. Tons of characters with the same name and really hard to follow. Sir, that's a phone book."
"Zencrafters.... Total enlightenment, in about an hour."
"Filing taxes is so depressing. Do you own a home? No. Have a spouse? Not even close. Kids? Not that I know of. Enjoy your refund, loser"
"Jackson Pollock - great painter piss poor pictionary partner"
"What's the most popular form of martial arts in Israel? Jew-jitsu"
"At what age did the world's greatest sushi chef begin his training? Tuna half."
"What do you call a nosy pepper? A pepper that gets jalapeno business!"
"How do you get a woman to scream twice? You do her in the ass, then wipe it off on the drapes."