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Joke of the Day
"NSFW - Two dildos are in a drawer... One of them sighs. So the other asks, ""Soft day at work?"""
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"I insulted a communist. I told him he was dressed ""classy"""
"My girlfriend buys candles the same way I buy weed. She looks at the color, opens it and smells it, buys it, then lights it on fire to relax"
"[OC] I invented a word: plagiarism."
"Monks teach peace and harmony, but they sure do seem to like resistance.. Ohmmmmmm."
"I didn't realise how lonely I was... I didn't realise how lonely I was, until I decided my favourite sexual position was right-handed."
"3 men go to a strawberry stand... they buy some strawberries. They get stomach aches from eating the strawberries. They put on their hats and go off to work with stomach aches"
"today i saw a dog barking at a ball and i thougt, ah yes, good dog. i too curse the very things which bring me joy"
"Why are vegetarians good in giving head? Because they are used to eating nuts!"
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops at 3 hoes"