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Joke of the Day

"Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off."

"Ladies, do you like the strong, silent type? Then you'll love my farts."

"Today I saw Flash walking by, on the street. He must really be a shitty flash."

"Blind Date I went on a blind date once. It wasn't a good time because the dog kept getting in the way."

"What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for? Around Thevenin the morning"

"My reaction to jokes where the punchline is [removed] after seeing so many of them [removed]"

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? One has cunning stunts the other has stunning..."

"Women my age expect a man to have his shit together by now. Time to start dating younger women."

"My pal is very dumb. The first time she saw a spaghetti bowl, she thought of a harder version of Mikado."

"A man wanted me to engage in necrophilia... NSFW I told him to drop dead"