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Joke of the Day

"Today I saw Flash walking by, on the street. He must really be a shitty flash."

"I thought of a black joke. But it doesn't work."

"I just joined Twitter; it's really easy to follow people. Too bad it cuts into my exercise."

"I can never remember if it's ""laying"" or ""lying."" Anyway, I hit a dude with my car and he's doing one of them in the middle of the road. :("

"Why does Saturday stink? Because it has a turd in it."

"Did you hear about the U2 benefit concert? It was pro bono."

"Sometimes I want to comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don't wanna have to explain why I'm in your Random Party Pics 08 album at 4am."

"Why is the area between a woman's breast and hips called a waist? Because you can easily fit a second pair of boobs in there."

"Why did the hooker get a vagina implanted on her hip? She wanted to make some money on the side."

"Why did God make man before woman? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy."