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Joke of the Day
"I just sighed so hard, I won't have to dust for 6 months."
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"If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child... they could call it Slush Puppy :)"
"I thought I found my soul mate for a minute there, but he was just a pervert on the internet. *runs after him"
"Should I have a baby after 35? No 35 children is enough."
"Probably the rudest thing you can do to a stingray is catch it with a fishing pole and then fly it like a kite."
"What i do in my bedroom is my business, what I do in your bedroom ok I guess that's your business"
"Not to brag, but I can cure my wife's insomnia just by taking my clothes off."
"Why do bees hum? Because they can't remember the lyrics"
"YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD I SAID ""WHAT YAR DOING "" SHE SAID ""MOVING"" !!!"
"Cow tipping is a myth. Cattle are horrible tippers. They rarely leave 10%, even for adequate service."