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Joke of the Day

"What i do in my bedroom is my business, what I do in your bedroom ok I guess that's your business"

"Let he who is without sin throw the first stone. After that we'll go by who has the birthday closest to today, then by height."

"When it comes to broken digits, who can point a finger as to the cause?"

"I drink every time I tell a bad joke. Hey, it's worth a shot."

"Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8"

"My wife just opened a jar of pickles by herself and I can't help but believe my days around here are numbered..."

"[at checkout counter] Would ya like to donate $1 to- -No But you didn't let me finish -Is it $1 toward you shutting your mouth? No -Then no"

"Just asking for a friend, if one of your testicles drooped more than the other would you see a doctor?"

"Whats the worst thing about a Thai Masseuse Bride? They walk all over you."

"What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but no one can pee soup!"