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Joke of the Day

"If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child... they could call it Slush Puppy :)"

"I once saw a theatrical performance about puns... It was a play on words."

"Q: How much does it cost to get married Dad? A: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."

"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents."

"Got in a fight about the Treaty of Versailles. I said the German fines were too punitive; the guy at Starbucks said buy something or leave."

"How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip? Bring two Mormons."

"Walmart: because going to Target requires a shower."

"I am really feeling like a bicycle today. Too tired!"

"Why do blondes have more fun? They're easier to find in the dark."

"What time does Sean Connery arrive at the Wimbledon? Tennish."