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Joke of the Day
"What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ? A 100$ bill"
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"Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes I'm no good at math!"
"Why is gay marriage an issue? Because people are fucking assholes."
"What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common? They've both been in little boys."
"Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon? Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool"
"Siri: Retweet me."
"Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him? Polly want a Cracker."
"How do you pronounce the ""Pao"" in ""Power'? [deleted]"
"You wouldn't hate anything about yourself if the world hadn't taught you how."
"Nsfw how do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dust pan."