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Joke of the Day
"How does John Lennon get his kids to eat their vegetables? He tells them to ""Give Peas a Chance"""
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"I think my Christmas Tree is a male. It keeps bragging about its ""trunk size."""
"How does Hitler tie his shoes? (say outloud) With little knotsies."
"A long joke JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE"
"Cat: Meow Me: Hi Cat: Meoww *picks up cat* Cat: Meowww *puts cat down* Cat: Meowwww *feeds cat* Cat: Meowwwww Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
"It's 2011. If you're still using a payphone, you probably deserve to be negotiating some sort of ransom."
"""What the hell was that? What the hell was that? What the hell was that?"" (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)"
"I can't believe carotene is STILL in its beta phase."
"INVENTOR OF SOUP: [holding water in one hand and sandwich in the other] wat if... wat if water was mor like sandwich"
"I was going to cover my bathroom floor with dead baby skin... My wife told be that would be infant tile."