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Joke of the Day
"What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink? Picardi and coke"
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"If Mitt Romney was president, we'd blame everything on him. ""Damn why is it so cold outside? It wasn't this cold when Obama was president."""
"Why do flowers and beer get along so well? They're buds"
"""Your storage is full"" thanks Apple, I'll just go and delete some photos of friends and family, but at least I'll always have the stocks app"
"What's the worst thing your wife can text you after she sends you nudes? ""Oops, wrong person."""
"Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey? The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece."
"Nguyen and Nguyen, Attorneys at Law ""It's always a win-win with us!"""
"What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges."
"An old Jewish man won the lottery, and decided to donate half of it to the nazi party. ""Fair is fair,"" he said. ""They gave me the winning numbers."""
"How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go fishing"