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Joke of the Day

"Weird, it almost feels like the drive thru workers at McDonald's are being more judgemental of my choices than I am of theirs."

"What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can just drop her off anywhere."

"What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"

"He slapped his two inches on the doctors desk. The doctor said ""What is wrong with it?"" ""It's swollen."""

"What's it called when a 12 year old African boy that's crying? A mid-life crisis"

"There is nothing more hypocritical than a Buddhist saying, ""YOLO"""

"A man walked into his house and was delighted... ...when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps."

"Bank robbers give a bad name to people who just want to deposit their check with a mask on."

"A clown was walking by yesterday with a load of red socks turns out it was both of his boots"

"In the words of my dead grandmother..."