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Joke of the Day

"I found out the prostitute I picked up was a dude in drag. I decided I didn't want the trans action."

"That's a really big gun in your pants. And that's how you get out of a speeding ticket."

"Fresh and Funny! Hey Sue, what do you say to a nice walk? Oh Harry, that would be lovely! Wonderful. Could you bring me some beer and cigarettes on your way back?"

"What do you call a Korean bulldog? *buldogi*"

"A Man Comes into a Bar So a man comes into a bar... or wait no a horse. a man comes into a horse"

"The office supplier gave us some cheap toilet paper and now we've got a real mess on our hands."

"It's true. Parents that use drugs, have kids that use drugs. So, there's an important lesson here... Don't have kids."

"What do vegan zombies say? GRAAAAAAINS!"

"A child was born with no eyelids, so doctors created some using his foreskin It worked okay, but he was a little cockeyed"

"2016 being a beast of a year really adds up! 666 + 666 + 666 + 6 + 6 + 6 = 2016"