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Joke of the Day

"My sex life is a lot like the Olympic 100m final. I wait 4 years for it and it's over in less than 10 seconds."

"The inventor of AutoCorrect... ...is a stupid mass hole. He can fake right off."

"A bully, a baby, and a carrot walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What'll you have, Mr. Boehner?"""

"A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage ""No, I'm travelling light"" \[]/"

"You know why I love space Murph? you keep gettin older. I stay the same age."

"Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween, I'm guessing it's because they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors."

"Today a man knocked on my door and asked me to make a small donation to the local swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water"

"The thing about reverse psychology is that everybody gives you downvotes..."

"Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb."

"Seems like Harrison Ford is really down to earth Too early?"