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Joke of the Day
"How much did the critic tip the waitor? two cents"
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"Mom always said she didn't have a favorite child, which was tough because I don't have any brothers or sisters."
"""Hard at Work"" The story of a male porn star."
"Post your favorite Gary Shandling joke. He is dead. He was sometimes really funny. Post your favorite."
"what do you call 6 hwy workers and 6 lesbians on the side of the road? a dozen people that don't do dick."
"Why does Santa have a garden? So he can hoe-hoe-hoe! ^^^^^That's_a_knee_slapper..."
"What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers? Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt."
"How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had? He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi..."
"I got done for shoplifting today. I paid for six cans of Sprite at the self checkout, but when security checked my bag he discovered I'd picked 7 up."
"Old one but...A Priest, A rapist and a Pedophile walk into a bar... He orders a beer!"