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Joke of the Day

"Just saw my ex saw the girl I had a crush on with her new fiance at Ikea but you know what they say, when God closes a Stras Innjrden he opens a Fonstrvivig"

"What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common? They both got accepted to Yale."

"Did you guys hear about that guy that was stealing everyone's power? He's a real Joule thief."

"What do you call a Mexican mountain climber? Caribeaner"

"Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet? A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!"

"""And the rest is history."" -Lazy history teacher"

"If I were British I would carry around a monicle and drop it whenever I was horrified"

"What's the difference between Hitler and Keemstar? Hitler knew when to kill himself."

"Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!"

"What did the snail say when his friend lost his car? Where did Es-car-go."