91999
Joke of the Day
"Hear about that kidnapping? He woke up"
Next Joke
"Jaime Lannister Is Officially Known As The ""KingSlayer"" And Unofficially known as the ""QueenLayer"""
"It must really suck working for a calendar company You can't take any days off"
"I don't need to run a marathon to load up on carbs and ask someone to wrap me up in a blanket."
"They say real men hunt their food, which is why I throw a spear through the box of pasta before letting it bleed out in my shopping cart."
"A dodgeball player died recently... He will be missed."
"Whars long ha nuts on either sude and has an asshole around the corner The hallway in the mental hospital i just I just escaped"
"Teacher: ""What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?"" Student: ""Baseballs."" Teacher: ""Baseballs?"" Student: ""Yeah they were Cleveland Indians!"""
"If you blew up Mount Rushmore, what crime would you have committed? Four counts of defacing a national monument."
"She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun."