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Joke of the Day

"Logic What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album? Their response Flexicution"

"What do you call a rapping egg? Over-easy E"

"If all women said yes There would be no more rape."

"Me: Sometimes I wish I wasn't shy and introverted Alcohol: I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS!"

"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk."

"Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00? His hands were tied."

"Poles put Clinton 7 points ahead of Trump But Polish citizens don't get to vote Edit: Minor text change"

"Ppl really messing with football players on twitter like they're not one concussion away from waiting for u in ur darkened house"

"I brought my girlfriend home to meet my family My wife freaked the fuck out"

"I had diarrhea and had some jalapeno sauce That came out badly"