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Joke of the Day

"I bought ones of those cds that teach you Spanish in your sleep. Sometime in the night it started skipping, now I can only stutter in Spanish."

"Coworker: GOOD MORNING! Me: Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee Coworker: But you don't drink coffee Me: Exactly"

"How do you circumcise a hillbillly? Kick his sister in the chin."

"Dating is a win-win. If things go well, you eat food and fall in love. If they don't, you still eat food and that's all that really matters."

"We need to stop joking on fat people so much. They have enough on their plate already."

"Courtesy of my 8-year-old : Knock knock Who's there Europe Europe who? No, you're a poo!"

"What do you call a bee that comes from US? USB !! sorry, I am going to shoot myself now!"

"Justin Bieber made a racist joke when he was 15. Quick, someone give him $2 billion for his basketball team to teach him a lesson."

"Air Conditioning is pretty cool"

"some bitch dyke... ...filled up my mentions fggot fucker"