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"Air Conditioning is pretty cool"
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"An old man on went Facebook You'll never believe what happens next."
"Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor? He never mentions ""on the other hand"""
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"Fuck, marry, kill? Your sibling. Your mom. Your dad. Fuck all of them"
"A husband says to his wife... ""What would you do if I won the lottery?"". She replied ""I'd take half, then leave you."" ""Excellent!"", he retorted, ""I won 12, here's 6, now fuck off""."
"Well if Trump is a bad president, hopefully by the next election... We'll have 2020 hindsight"
"This morning I combed my son's hair sideways and to the front then yelled ""you just got Bieber'd!"" He's not talking to me."
"Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks"
"Arianna Huffington said Donald Trump is not getting enough sleep, so why isn't he getting enough sleep? Apparently not having enough **Melania**tonin at night!"