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Joke of the Day
"How are American beer and making love in a canoe the same? They're both fucking close to water."
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"Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream? A: He was hit by a bus"
"Today's Genration Dady asked his 3 years old son. Would you like baby brother or a baby sister, Son: dad, I like ur sisters baby girl "
"What do you call an old Mexican woman? A bean bag."
"I've been lying on the floor of this Cheesecake Factory for half an hour. Everyone keeps stepping over me"
"2 in 3 people live next to a pedophile I don't, I live next door to two smoking hot 8 year olds."
"""Your keys are over THERE."" - Wow. You have eagle eyes! ""Yup. My vision is 20/20."" - No. I mean they're small, beady & kinda close together."
"What do a clitoris,an anniversary and a toilet have in common??? Men usually miss all three."
"Did you ever realize that almond milk lasts four times longer than regular milk? That's nuts, right?"
"A pig's favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York."