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Joke of the Day

"Hi Africa, it's America. A guy over here just ate 69 hotdogs in 10 minutes! How's everything going with you?"

"My dick was in the Guinness book of World Records Until I got kicked out of the library :("

"As I get older and continue to meet new people... I realize that swallowing should be more of a thing."

"what is the height of trust? two cannibals in a 69"

"""You know what would make a good gift for this 3yr old? A harmonica."" - people without kids"

"Why dont men like...nsfw Why don't men like... Prison? Butt rape. Aliens? Anal probes. Doctors? Prostate exams. Gays? Well I think you see where I'm going here."

"[Bank] COP: [through megaphone] LET ONE OF THE HOSTAGES GO ROBBER: Okay, who wants out? ME: [spinning on bosses chair] I'm comfortable."

"Gone are the days when I could just jump in the pool fully clothed without thinking twice. Thanks a lot, Steve Jobs."

"It's the 2016 Olympics And Chris Brown is still the most famous female boxer"

"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it"