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Joke of the Day

"Why dont men like...nsfw Why don't men like... Prison? Butt rape. Aliens? Anal probes. Doctors? Prostate exams. Gays? Well I think you see where I'm going here."

"Fun game: Borrow some tools from your neighbor and return them one by one covered in blood until they move."

"""You the bomb"" ""No you the bomb"" A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."

"My life is just like Rihanna's new song. Work work work work work and the rest I can't really understand!"

"[break room] coworker: what's for lunch? me: [eating] food, generally cw: no, I mean what are you having? me: an unwanted conversation"

"What is a blonde's mating call? ''NEXT!''"

"Grim Reaper: You know why I'm here. Me: Heavy drinking? Unhealthy diet? Texting and driving? GR: You should've forwarded that chain email."

"Clergy A priest and a rabbi are sitting in a bar. The priest asks, ""Want to screw some alter boys?"" And the rabbi responds, ""out of what?"""

"Women are like a 1000 piece puzzle... Hard to finish in 10minutes"

"I'm starting a nightclub to cater to people infected with AIDS It's called ""Hi Five"" in Roman Numerals (HIV)"