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Joke of the Day

"""You know what would make a good gift for this 3yr old? A harmonica."" - people without kids"

"I hate all these posts They're so last year"

"50 cent filed for bankruptcy he only had 50 cents"

"I would say Reddit's jokes aren't copy pasted but then again we're all *stuck* down here together in this place"

"What do you call a second hand gold necklace? Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)"

"What is ""The Fonz's"" favorite breakfast? Eeeeeeeeeeggs"

"Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !"

"Me: OMG, Bill and Cindy got divorced!!! Hub: I know! He's got a fresh slate. That guys livin the dream! Me:... Hub:...his dream, not mine"

"Atheism... ... is a non-prophet organization."

"I got received an e-mail from my Buddhist friend... ...it was free from attachments."