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"Not sure, but I think I just got to 3rd base with my toothbrush."
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"What do broccoli and sex have in common? NSFW If you were forced to have it as a child you're gonna hate it as an adult."
"I played the word ""mature"" in a game of Scrabble. My friend played ""immature"" and got the Triple Word Score so I flipped the board over."
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