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Joke of the Day

"This girl on tinder was so ugly I swiped left, pay for the undo just so I can swipe left again."

"Paramedics When one medic just isn't enough"

"I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I talk nonsense and I cannot control my car."

"You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text."

"TIL why my adopted daughter keeps screaming ""Reddit Gold"" Apparently there's this really popular movie with a hit song that kids just love."

"TFW you wake up and Trump is elected president Going back to sleep now."

"What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop."

"Yo moma is so... good looking, what happened you? edit: premature ejokulation"

"So I got a vasectomy today... Doctor walks in and says: ""you're in good hands, I've altered more balls than Tom Brady"""

"What does it mean to come home to a man who'll give you some love and tenderness? You're in the wrong house."