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Joke of the Day

"What does it mean to come home to a man who'll give you some love and tenderness? You're in the wrong house."

"How can you tell if a Redditor is a female? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"Anyone who's voice doesn't jump a few octaves when talking to a puppy probably kills people for a living"

"How do you identify a vegan? Listen closely."

"How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb? Manual work ? That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff"

"Had a big lunch at Taco Bell. Off to the woods to prove a point."

"new tattoo My wife has a new tattoo. its a shell on the inside of her thigh. when i put my ear to it i can smell the sea..."

"Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Linedancing!"

"Did you hear the one about to car that lost its tires? Apparently it was in a wheel hurry."

"Why did Kelly fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock? Who's there? ....Not Kelly."